Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Yeah yeah
I know the new template is somewhat boring. I just can't seem to decide on one I really like. At least this one is fall-ish.
The PERFECT Birth Control
I think I've stumbled on the perfect birth control. Seriously. I can see it totally marketed to and most effective for those horny teens. It would lower the teen pregnancy rate almost instantly.
Come spend an hour in my house during my 3 year old's full-blown tantrum. After watching him kick, throw, flail and hearing him scream and cry for, I kid you not 45 minutes, all over the damn milk on the spoon from his nighttime cup of rich, chocolatey Ovaltine I'm sure teen girls everywhere would keep their legs crossed and the boys' ding-a-lings would never leave their pants.
But there's one big flaw. One huge side effect. The human race would die out eventually.
Come spend an hour in my house during my 3 year old's full-blown tantrum. After watching him kick, throw, flail and hearing him scream and cry for, I kid you not 45 minutes, all over the damn milk on the spoon from his nighttime cup of rich, chocolatey Ovaltine I'm sure teen girls everywhere would keep their legs crossed and the boys' ding-a-lings would never leave their pants.
But there's one big flaw. One huge side effect. The human race would die out eventually.
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